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“The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word. After he had provided purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty in heaven.” (Hebrews 1:3)  listen to chapter  (Read by Max McLean. Provided by The Listener's Audio Bible.)

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Your Brother Is My Husband

This is a very funny one, from Joel Osteen's Joke~~~

On one Sunday morning church service, it was going just fine. All of the sudden a lightning bolted. When the smoke cleared, the satan himself was standing behind the podium, people panicked and ran out of the building as fast as they could. Satan stood there with a glee, but suddenly his mood changed when he noticed a woman sitting in the front row just as calm as it can be. He said,"Lady, do you know who I am?" She said,"I should do." He said,"Aren't you afraid of me?" She said,"No, I'm not." He said,"Why not?" She said,"Why should I be? For 30 years, I've been married to your brother."

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