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“This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers and sisters.” (1 John 3:16)  listen to chapter  (Read by Max McLean. Provided by The Listener's Audio Bible.)

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

How To Cross A River?

Just for a laugh!

There were three men lost in the woods when they came upon a ragging river.

The first man looked up at God and said, "God, please give me the strength to cross this river". And poof ... God gave him strong arms and legs and he made it across the river in 2 hours.

The second man looked up at God and said, "God, please give me the strength to cross this river". And poof ... He gave him a row boat and the man made it across in 45 min.

The third man looked up at God and said, "God, please give me the strength and intelligence to cross this river". And poof ... The man became a woman with a map and she crossed the river in 5 min by the way of bridge.

- Taken from Joel Osteen's joke

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